February 2012
Never get to comfortable, No matter how much they...
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
itsfancyjancy:
- Travis Garland feat. JoJo -...
New Sex Position
xandratujan:
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
LOLOL
"When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins"
laugh-addict:
This is one of the most amazing thing’s Ive seen on Tumblr.
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When I'm trying to diet
laugh-addict:
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.
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COME AT ME →
jlouder:
valswildworld:
Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back?
Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left?
Your relationship status?
Where did you meet your crush(es)?
Have you ever lost a close friend?
Do you smoke weed regularly?
Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person?
Would you parents be mad...
Watchohhkreah:
effortlesssimplicity:
tkimchi:
myadolescenceispersonified:
brentsupertramp:
Recess Opening Scene remake
Excellent! XD
This is amazing.
omg yes
hahhaha loved this show
Yooooooo hahahhaa
3 easiest ways to die:
ayeitsnam:
Puff a cigarette daily - You’ll die 10 years early
Drink alcohol daily - You’ll die 30 years early
Love someone who doesn’t love you back - you’ll die daily
The last one.
If I were to tell you something
wthellmichelle:
Don’t go around telling other people what I’ve told you. If I wanted others to know, I would’ve told them myself. Part of me letting you know what others don’t know is I trust you, don’t fuck up our trust by making me regret ever trusting you in the first place. And just know that, trust doesn’t come easy, once it’s gone, you might as well kiss it goodbye because it’s not coming...
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
aubreyclaire-s:
the REAL way of picking up a girl:
kill all her pokemon
take her money
then she asks for your number
awww yeaaaa
Honestly, I'd rather lay in bed and watch movies...
I hate it when my parents tell other relatives my...
This is something I hope to never do as a parent. What happens to my child is between me and them, not anyone else. I would never point out their weaknesses and humiliate them that way. It’s wrong. It’s no one’s business. It’s been done to me too many times and I fully intend on keeping private matters between me and the child.
