January 2012
Any girl out there can get the dick, but it takes...
Anonymous asked: people be drinking haterade don't judge her when you don't know shit
if a girl wants to stuff her bra, let her. if a...
Anonymous asked: hahaha, only reason why boys fall for you cus you easy (;
Anonymous asked: o.O If your rents don't know your real full name...who fuckin named you. You gotta be given them more credit, they put in so much hard work so you could have all those fuckin materialistic shit. You just don't understand.
What have I become? Couple years ago I was a...
She's crazy about you. You're crazy if you can't...
@kmaep
FCCK YOOU ! Maybeee if i dye my hair blaack and im laazy to do my hair XD buut if i dye my hair broown ima just leave it flat -.-… TODAY WAS JUST A LAZY HAIR DAY SCREEW YOU XD
December 2011
A joke is suppose to make me laugh. Not make me...
I'm sooory followers
I’m so bored at work… im writing random ass shit ROFLROFL im sorry followers XD
I broke my work's mouse for the second time -.-
It wouldn’t click for thee longest time and i was adding the new shipment of clothing into the program : / THEN some lady comes in and wants to buy something i was like SHIT. With my anger i clicked hard enough that it was fixed <3 the end. ROFL
I hate waking up "chinky"
People come up to me and are all ” ching chong blah blah ” like D: …ASSHOLES *glares at boss
It sucks
When you sleep through everything. Alarm on yeer phone, ipod, clock D: … Then you have a couple minutes to get ready then dip. : / … me today.. woke up at 9:20 cause my parents were like wtf why you not awake yeet?! and i had work at 10, but i live like half an hour away so now im stuck in a dress -.- … and my hairs up for once :’ ( asdsadasd
@geeezzy
geeezzy replied to your photoset: someone enlighten me… im so bored im cam whoring…
youre gorgeous W_W
Awwwh thaanks x) !
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I hate when...
Theres a bow on your pantie… and you wear something tight then it kinda shows? But it looks like you have a dick goin’ on… OH GOD i feel like this only happens to me D:
I am currently having bladder problems ...
I needaa peeeeee where is my daamn boss D:
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"I wish i had it like that" NO.
I’m tired of people wishing they had what i had cause guess what? This shit isn’t that great.
You want how lotsa people fall for me? Fck that shit. I can’t keep a boy bestfriend for shit because they end up falling for me too. You’re own bestfriend starts hating you because the boy she likes starts falling for you. The boy you date has no faith in you. You have annoying...
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This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
PLEASE? : )
Tryna convince my boss to sell "hypster" cloths
Cause wtf is this shit he sells in our store ROFLROFL
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You're the one that I'd fight for.
strawberrytelle:
No matter how many arguments or disagreement we’d get into, I’ll still stick with you in the end. I don’t care how many times you may hurt me, as long as you can prove it to me that you deserve to be forgiven. I might not see or talk to you as often as I’d like, but once we do. I can go on and on with you for days. Just something about you caught my full attention.
I always say stupid shit.
phaibooty:
When it comes to fights.
I tell you to go, but in reality I want you to stay.
I say Bye, when I don’t mean it.
I say its my fault and I’m stupid, when in reality it wasn’t my fault.
I seriously put you before me.
Your happiness > mine.
You really do not understand how much I like you.
To be honest, what even happened this year? I...
2011
christbewithu:
A year to forget.
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You ruined me.
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meg-sters:
I like to vent to myself. I like to post as if I’m talking to a person. It’s a lot easier for me just to type what ever I want and reflect over it. It doesn’t necessarily mean I absolutely feel this way and it’s set in stone, it’s just to say what I want with out feeling stupid…
